Saturday, 7 October 2017


Modern marriage is a maybe, Except when it’s also a gayday Because, new to the altar They’re rarely a balker While we now do wives - with prenupted, shelf lives...

Friday, 6 October 2017

The Tory party is going to be saved by a Lesbian Cage Fighter...!

A few years ago - or even weeks ago, it would have been impossible to believe that the Tory Party in England was about to be saved by a Scottish Lesbian, Ex-Cage fighter - but this now looks like the only way for them to get back to being a serious, electable force in the UK.

Teresa May is an obvious liability - as is Boris, the only other candidate with any appeal to the the voters (and he evidently has more enemies than friends in the higher reaches of his party)... so looks like Ruth Davidson will have to take over - although she's already said that she doesn't want the job.

Why her - a Lesbian Cage Fighter..? Well she's already turned the Scottish Tories from a party that was recently outnumbered, two to one, by Pandas - to 15 SMP's and she evidently has voter appeal and doesn't come across as a robot prepared to say anything to get elected!